shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye


If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.


charile:

horton hears the word of jesus christ our saviour 


colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth


singitforfrankiero:

Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin


ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus